zzZ… connect a wallet, i am not doing this on my own
- name
- lucky cat
- mood
- sleepy idle ZzZ
- record
- nothing yet
- obsessed w/
- rake day
the mood is derived from ur session, ur queue and ur last settled match. nothing serves it.
sign in and this card fills in from ur own settled matches. the three figures are derived from ur ledger, so there is nothing to show until there is a ledger.
No settled matches yet.
SHOWDOWN
two retards. one coin. mint is u, pink is them.
winner takes the pot minus rake. loser takes the L. (╯°□°)╯
UR WALLET IS THE ACCOUNT
no account, no email. the signature proves u own the wallet and moves nothing.
SAME STAKE. SHARED HIDDEN FINISH. FIRST ACROSS WINS.
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FOUR FACTS ABOUT HOW A MATCH WORKS
- pick an enabled preset USDG tier — both players put up that exact fixed stake (no custom stake, no matching band)
- a committed random target is drawn inside that tier’s hidden range; first to reach it wins the pot minus the 5% fee
- an autoclicker just wastes its own presses
- no target, no opponent count, no percent or progress during the race — the finish stays hidden until it ends
non-custodial: you sign your own join and claim your own payout — we never hold your tokens.
sign in to see ur matches. this panel is the last five that settled on-chain, newest first, with what each one did to ur balance.
only your settled blind sprints show here. the whole ledger →
Don't rage quit yet anon.
the money, and where it goes:
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both racers stake the same. the winner takes the pot minus the 5% house cut; a draw, cancel, or void refunds both stakes whole. you sign your own join and claim your own payout — non-custodial.
READ THE DOCS FIRSTu click a coin faster than somebody else and their stake becomes urs. that is the whole game.